Dan was born in a lumber jack camp and began work at the
tender young age of 5. Every one saw immediately that he was a
"chip off the old block" so he began to whittle toothpicks for a living.

He soon was recognized as "a cut above " and began to travel in a
comedy road show cutting the fool with many famous people such as:

- Woody Allen
- The Chip & Dales
- Yule Gibbons
- The Oakridge boys
- Twiggy.

Dan began to branch out and worked for a side show barking out peoples ages
and stumping them with tricky questions. Gouging out a career as a real cut up,
began to go against his grain so he decided to put down roots and make
an impression in the up and coming print industry.

All seriousness aside,  this is "knot" what it seems and Dan will be writing his
real bio very soon.

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